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If Sonic Team had Twitter

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A silly adaption of "If Sonic Team had Facebook" done at 9:45-11pm for me and 3:45-5am for SonicaTheHedgehog000 
enjoy
dun take srs
we didn't keep to the 140 chara limit so pft screw you
11/5am we dun cuuuurrr
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Shadow: (@ Ulitmate Life Form) I'm straight

Scourge: (@ Greenisbetterthenblue) Thats not the way your back was arching last night bby lol ;p

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) Rouge is bae ily

Scourge: (@ Greenisbetterthenblue) she only wants thos jewels of urs Shadzy you obvsly need a real man to support you <_<

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) Yeah like me. Hey faker~

~Rouge The Bat~: (@ Jewel_Thief_Rouge) @ Ultimate_Life_Form ily too hope you learn your lesson of not leaving twitter logged in on your phone xx

Mephiles: (@ DemonMephiles) What is this straight business, he's mine, fools.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) What when did a demonic shadow demigod get a hold of a twitter account do you even have wifi what #paradoxproblems

Mephiles: (@ DemonMephiles) They have wifi in the void too you twat

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) and no, if anyone @ Ultimate_Life_Form is mine so go back to your nothingness plothole where you can't stab me like a coward

Mephiles: (@ DemonMephiles) Its called caution not cowardice, rat. @ Ultimate_Life_Form is most certainly mine, and he knows it.

Scourge: (@ Greenisbetterthenblue) Update: just set up new prof. page for new group #SugarStripes4Sale #join #freesexforfirst15members #unintendeddickjokeftw help fund a great cause for dat ass

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) Not in the fucking mood

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) Rouge stop hacking into my account too

Mephiles: (@ Mephi_Loves_Shadzy) Stop blocking me Shadow you cute little Tsundere you~

Scourge: (@ Greenisbetterthenblue) @ Ultimate_Life_Form we'll see about that 2nite #SugarStripes4Sale #dehbooty

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) Seriously Shadow you should just make a myspace instead and nobody would bother you there. Really.

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) @ Greenisbetterthenblue I'll torch your dick again Scourge, blocked.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) You know what never mind you'll probably make it popular again #fml

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) I have so many back up accounts, bby #SugarStripes4Sale

Mephiles: (@ Shadzy_Loves_Mephi) So quick this time, aren't you a baby? I'll see you tonight, dear.

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) @ Shadzy_Loves_Mephi 1) I do not love you, 2) Fuck off Mephiles seriously I will fucking cut you

Omega: (@ E123OMEGA) TWITTER ACCOUNT LAUNCHED. @ Ulitmate_Life_Form HOW DO YOU TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) This escalated quickly. Hey faker @ Ultimate_Life_Form wanna race later? <3

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) @ E123OMEGA The caps lock button @ FastestThingAlive Yeah, I might, I think someone’s in the house

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) what why are you still here then if someone’s coming to rape you like right now ugh I'm coming hang on for like 2 seconds

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) Don't bother >:3

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) #SugarStripes4Sale is a go, gettin that sweet booty now

Mephiles(@ YouCan'tEscapeShadzy) @ AllHailTheKingBaby get out of the house now before I cut you

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) @ YouCantEscapeShadzy WTF ARE U DOING HERE GET OUT THE BOOTY IS MINE I CAN SEE YOU DOWN THE HALL LIKE WTF

Mephiles: (@ YouCan'tEscapeShadzy) The booty is mine, you leave. I'll cut you.

Shadow: (@ Ultimate_Life_Form) I'm not even in my house

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) Oh noooo I'm so scared of ur scratches and pokes aaahhh dont hurt me as I load this gun and aim it at yo ugly face

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) that moment where you have too many hot dogs for your chili but if you open another jar you have too much chili for your hot dogs #firstworldproblems #thestruggleisreal #prayforthechilidog

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) Won't work. @ Ulitmate_Life_Form Yes you are, my cute little Tsun, I'm tracking your phone.

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) @ FastestThingAlive 'bout to get raped here Faker not the time

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) K, bend over a lil bit more babe I need a picture gallery 4 the group #SugarStripes4Sale #needdatbooty #craving4booty

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) FUCK OFF SCOURGE OR I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK OFF

Mephiles: (@ YouCan'tEscapeShadzy) He's miiiiine~

Omega: (@ E123OMEGA) Thank you Shadow @ Ultimate_Life_Form did you know you have a fan group here? :D

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) That’s a rape group, Omega.

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) @ E123OMEGA thx for the 150th member, all the links and plans r down below

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) Guys I'm in a basement somewhere Mephiles has me #help seriously

Fang: (@ ShootEmUp) @ Ultimate_Life_Form @ AllHailTheKingBaby tonight at 7 in said basement be there also with @ BarklikeaBear, @ E123OMEGA, @ genericbootylover69 and @ UnholyStJohn58

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) tracking #dehbooty now @ Ultimate_Life_Form

Mephiles: (@ YouCan'tEscapeShadzy) Come to you death, little mice.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) Oh looky that @ YouCantEscapeShadzy is doing something heroic for once

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) I DON'T NEED MORE RAPE SOMEONE COME HELP ME THERES A FUCKING WHIP HERE

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShazy) It's not heroic, he's just mine. Find your own hedgehog. Little Tsundere Shadow is forever mine.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) that moment when the bae is being molested and tortured and you gotta go save him because hero duties and luffles TT^TT #heroproblems #imcomingfaker #thisbetterbeinmorewaythenoneafterIsaveyou #kimsodone

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) If you weren't the only one to come save me I'd break up with you with your stupid shit

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) BOOTY SPOTTED @ Plothole Ave, 2006 Drive GO THERE NOW

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) ik you love me anyway

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) Come to your death, I am waiting.

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) #Live4thebooty #love4thebooty #crave4thebooty #die4thebooty #allhailthebooty CUM at me bruh #allofthehomo

Shadow: (@ Ulitimate_Life_Form) @ AllHailTheKingBaby  if you save me I'll promise I'll give you a bj later but that’s it

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) wat do ya think I'm doin ya ungrateful slut ur ass is mine and I'm taking it back

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) @ AllHailTheKingBaby such a charmer

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) Cute, but no. You'll never get him. I'll be the one to claim him tonight.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) Update: just saved faker again from two rapists at the same time #aayyeeyyeyyyitsmistahstealyogur#thechiliiscallingme #havethebootyinmyarmssuckers #sonicboombitchesimouttahere

 Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) W H A T I D E M A N D Y O U G I V E H I M B A C K.

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) #SaveSugarStripes BOOTY HAS BEEN STOLEN AGAIN #Weneedthebooty IF YOU HEARD THAT BOOM FOLLOW IT NOW AND GET A FREEBIE #FREEBIE #SAVESUGARSTRIPESBOOTY

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) bish whet read my url kthnksbai

Shadow: (@ Ultimate_Life_Form) @ AllHailTheKingBaby Maybe next time, babe #fuckyou

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) I'll come back, don't worry, when you least expect it.

 Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) I demand a snuggle and chilidog feeding sesh when we get back you know that right @ Ultimate_Life_Form #andmaybealilbitofdatbootyifIcanhazconsent :3?

Shadow: (@ Ultimate_Life_Form) Nu you were being a cocky little shit today, no booty for you.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) oh screw you faker we'll see about that later

Scourge: (@ AllHailTheKingBaby) ill come save u from him 2 babe #SaveSugarStripes

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) who you want faker the rape gang or gentle luffles

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) I'd like to be left the fuck alone really #isthatsohard?

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) I won't harm you, dear. I promise, I'll be ever so gentle with you....

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) #inthisworldyes whoopsie too bad luffles 4 you now enjoy it because I'm not letting them touch ya #creeps

Mephiles: (@ YouCantEscapeShadzy) You better watch out, you better go hide, go run little rat I'm telling you why...

Shadow: (@ Ultimate_Life_Form) Fuck off Meph, I don't want to sit on your paedophilic Santa's lap.

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) follow me, set me free, trust me and we will escape from this creep~ I'll make it through prove it to yoooouuu oh yeaahh rapists are lurkin around every turn, trust your feelings got to live and learrnnn yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah hanging on the edge of tomorrow!

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) DON'T DISS THE SOUNDTRACK, BRUH

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) And you seriously wonder why I constantly break up with you

Sonic: (@ FastestThingAlive) You're just no fun is all ovo

Sonic: (@ TheFastestThingAlive) ily

Shadow: (@ Ulitmate_Life_Form) Alright, back at home. If anyone comes for me expect your dick to be roasting on a spit ready for dinner.

lul
If Sonic Team had Facebook: If Sonic Team Had Facebook(somewhat of a prequel to this xD)
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This is hilarious. XD